So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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