you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
smell my finger.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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