wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i was born a porn star she said
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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