Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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