Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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