We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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