At least make sure they are 18
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please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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