the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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