she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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