my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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