But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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