Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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