Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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