I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
