your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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