she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
