Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
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