Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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