do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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