im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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