when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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