Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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