Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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