Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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