Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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