dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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