and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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