I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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