how can u be prego again
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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