I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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