what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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