I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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