My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
one might say we're banned from that church
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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