Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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