the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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