there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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