What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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