i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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