What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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