Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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