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(908): View more from New Jersey

do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(559): View more from California

We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.

(208): View more from Idaho

ha well at least you have goals.

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him

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(818): View more from California

You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.

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(510): View more from California

this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.

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