Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she looked like the before picture.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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