it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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