I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
So much Jack, so little girl.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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