he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Randomize
