So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My pussy is not your playground.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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