Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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