My friends, they love my intelligence
Non-Jews are for practice
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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