yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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