I bet he comes in French.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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