She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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