He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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