Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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