why didn't you poke me back
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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