can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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