i permit you to call me
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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